Let’s be honest… size does matter.
Featuring the witty and humorous phrase “Of Course Size Matters, No One Wants a Small Cup of Coffee”, this tee delivers a clever twist that coffee lovers and humor fans alike will appreciate. It’s playful, relatable, and just edgy enough to get a second look.
Perfect for everyday wear, coffee runs, or starting conversations, this design blends humor with a love for that extra-large cup.
It also makes a great gift for coffee lovers, friends, or anyone who enjoys a joke with a little extra flavor.
Made for comfort and durability, this tee offers a soft feel with a clean, high-quality print designed to last.
✔ Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
✔ Durable print that holds up wash after wash
✔ Classic fit for relaxed, everyday wear
✔ Perfect for coffee lovers or giftingBecause no one’s asking for the small.
Now the Boring (But Actually Kinda Important) Stuff:
This is the Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt — a 4.5 oz, 100% ringspun cotton, unisex tee that somehow manages to be ridiculously soft and look like you have your life together. Lightweight, breathable, and cut with a modern (slightly fitted) style that says, “Yeah, I tried… but not too hard.”
You’re getting a 3/4" seamless collar, a tearaway label (because nobody likes that itchy nonsense), plus taped neck and shoulders for durability. Translation: soft enough to sleep in, strong enough to survive long days, bad meetings, and whatever your commute throws at you.
Made from 100% premium cotton and runs true to size. Want that relaxed, “I didn’t even try but still look good” vibe, or just need a little extra room for snacks and life choices? Go ahead and size up. We won’t judge.
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