Let’s get one thing straight… I’m not listening. 😏

This sarcastic tee delivers a brutally honest message with zero effort wasted. Featuring “Just so we’re clear, I’m not listening,” it’s perfect for those moments when the conversation is happening... but you’ve already checked out.

Bold, simple, and unapologetically direct, this design is made for anyone who appreciates humor with a sharp edge. Whether you're at work, out in public, or just done with the noise, this shirt says it for you—loud and clear.

Perfect for:

• Masters of selective hearing

• Sarcasm lovers with no

• filterAnyone tired of pointless conversations

• People who prefer honesty over pretending

• Because sometimes the most honest response… is not listening at all.

The Boring (But Actually Kinda Important) Stuff:

This is the Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt — a 4.5 oz, 100% ringspun cotton, unisex tee that somehow manages to be ridiculously soft and look like you have your life together. Lightweight, breathable, and cut with a modern (slightly fitted) style that says, “Yeah, I tried… but not too hard.”

You’re getting a 3/4" seamless collar, a tearaway label (because nobody likes that itchy nonsense), plus taped neck and shoulders for durability. Translation: soft enough to sleep in, strong enough to survive long days, bad meetings, and whatever your commute throws at you.

Made from 100% premium cotton and runs true to size. Want that relaxed, “I didn’t even try but still look good” vibe, or just need a little extra room for snacks and life choices? Go ahead and size up. We won’t judge.