“Places I won’t be going today…” above and beyond, the extra mile, outta my way.
 
This shirt is pure, unapologetic sarcasm for anyone tired of being told to “give 110%.” It’s a bold, tongue-in-cheek way of saying: not today. No extra effort, no unnecessary hustle, no going out of your way to impress anyone.
 
Perfect for those who know their limits, value their sanity, and aren’t buying into the constant grind mindset. Whether you're at work, off the clock, or just done with the nonsense, this tee delivers the message with a smirk.
 
Perfect for:
Workers who’ve heard “go the extra mile” one too many times
Masters of doing exactly what’s required (and nothing more)
Sarcasm lovers with a rebellious streak
Anyone protecting their peace and energy
Because sometimes the best place to go… is nowhere extra.
 
The Boring (But Actually Kinda Important) Stuff:
This is the Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt — a 4.5 oz, 100% ringspun cotton, unisex tee that somehow manages to be ridiculously soft and look like you have your life together. Lightweight, breathable, and cut with a modern (slightly fitted) style that says, “Yeah, I tried… but not too hard.”
 
You’re getting a 3/4" seamless collar, a tearaway label (because nobody likes that itchy nonsense), plus taped neck and shoulders for durability. Translation: soft enough to sleep in, strong enough to survive long days, bad meetings, and whatever your commute throws at you.
 
Made from 100% premium cotton and runs true to size. Want that relaxed, “I didn’t even try but still look good” vibe, or just need a little extra room for snacks and life choices? Go ahead and size up. We won’t judge.