TO DO LIST:

Caffeinate. Pretend to be productive. Leave dramatically. Highly organized. Slightly inaccurate. Completely relatable. This design captures the daily routine we don’t always admit out loud.

With its clean list format and subtle numbering “mistake,” it adds an extra layer of humor that people notice—and love. Perfect for work, coffee runs, or just getting through the day with a sense of humor, this tee delivers sarcasm with style.

Comfortable, bold, and effortlessly funny—because sometimes the plan is just to survive the day. Why you’ll love it:

• Clever list-style humor that stands out

• Extra joke built into the numbering

• Bold, clean typography for easy reading

• Soft, comfortable fit for all-day wear

Now the Boring (But Actually Kinda Important) Stuff:

This is the Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt — a 4.5 oz, 100% ringspun cotton, unisex tee that somehow manages to be ridiculously soft and look like you have your life together. Lightweight, breathable, and cut with a modern (slightly fitted) style that says, “Yeah, I tried… but not too hard.”

You’re getting a 3/4" seamless collar, a tearaway label (because nobody likes that itchy nonsense), plus taped neck and shoulders for durability. Translation: soft enough to sleep in, strong enough to survive long days, bad meetings, and whatever your commute throws at you.

Made from 100% premium cotton and runs true to size. Want that relaxed, “I didn’t even try but still look good” vibe, or just need a little extra room for snacks and life choices? Go ahead and size up. We won’t judge.